Sassy Sundays (6)

• I guess as much as I like that I am happy being single…a part of me misses the feeling of someone genuinly being excited to see me.
• I have realized that I will always be a short hair person & I need to stop trying to pretend that I am a long hair person. You just gotta pick your place people..
• If your moustache is twirled, you can't get mad when I go in for a butt grab. After all, you asked for it.
• Value Village is my addiction & sometimes I feel like someone's going to put me on that weird TLC show.  
• It's so much of an addiction that I know the regulars & I think the manager has a crush on me okay…alright I take back #1 point. 
• The Park Theatre is where I want to meet my husband & if anyone knows that giant deer painting on the wall, I wouldn't mind that as a wedding gift.
• If you don't want to wear makeup, you don't have to. That seems like such a simple sentence but there are so many standards nowadays. I absolutely hate when people say, "put some mascara on or something."
• We have all been hurt one way or another, but please don't give up on love because you're afraid. 
• If you haven't had Stella's house salad yet then you are really missing out. ps..you can buy their dressing too! I am offically having salad everyday this week.
• If you are looking for a really great red/orangey lipstick I recommend 'So Chaud' by MAC. 
• BUT if you're looking for a REALLY red lipstick I recommend '01 Always Red' by Sephora Creme Lip stain.
• How do you even meet people anymore? Is it still cool to randomly walk up to someone & say "Hi, I'm Mady" or do I have to find them on the internet or do I have to shake my bootay at a club? (did I really just say that)
• If you haven't tried avocado/egg on toast then I am sorry you have been living a very boring life.