Sassy Sundays (2)

Happy Sunday! Welcome to 'Sassy Sundays' where I discuss things I have learned over the past week wether it's humorous or serious, and thoughts that have crossed my mind. You do not have to agree with everything that is written during this post. It is just personal experiences that have gone on in my life & maybe, just maybe they have in yours too. For this 'Sassy Sunday' I asked some of my friends to send me some things that they have learned & I got some really great feedback. 

• I heard on the radio that only 6% want to be proposed to via dance. I am that 6%....
• "When people don't say thankyou when you open the door for them, or when people accuse you of eating their hershey kisses." - Shanisa O
• "When someone asks you a question, permission, or advice but argues with your answer anyway." - Kayla C
• No, my septum didn't hurt & yes I am aware that it is similar to a bull.
• I'll be a friend..but I don't have to hangout with you.
• The worst is when someone doesn't believe in you, and tries to tell you that they know you well enough that you're not going to commit to it. well, excuse you. Always give people a chance to prove themselves, even if you have an urge they wont.
• "I've learned that life is much more enjoyable when you slow down & enjoy things." - Michael R
• Nothing tastes better than 'Pizza Hotline' at 2 in the morning while intoxicated.
• I've found that it's really liberating to dance like nobody's watching (insert wall art here)
• Never watch 'Don Jon' with your mother. 
• "Currently hating on slippery sidewalks, like seriously. It's dangerous & I am in too much of a hurry to worry about my balance." & "I've found that if you work hard & just relax you'll get to where you want to be." - Rebecca C
• Words are just words when it comes to text messaging. People can say all they want over text but what really counts in when they can say it to you in person! So don't be fooled.
• I wish guys still made girls mixed tapes.
• You don't own him. People don't own people. It's just not cool.
• At some point you have to stop caring what people think of you. I'm not saying be an asshole or act like you don't give a shit, but don't do or say things to make a certain person like you.
• It's really attractive when a guy makes the first move.
• If you're in your late 40s & you're trying to get twenty year olds to dance with you at the local bar....you should really step back & think about your life.
• Remember. There are years that'll ask questions & years that'll answer.
• Your friendship is so important to me, and you walk around like it's just a label hanging by your name.
• Eventually you start to notice that it's very rare to be able to trust people. Even the people who you thought because wether we want to realize it or not some people aren't meant to be constant in your life. 
• Sometimes you need to turn off your phone, lock your doors & blare your music & dance around until you feel better about what's outside. (ps make sure you have clothes on)
• Eating when you're bored is not cool! Note to self : Next time this urge happens repeat the above till you are no longer bored.
• One time I went on this pie craze & all I wanted to do was buy pies & learn how to make them. Progress report : the pie & only pie I bought is sitting in my freezer downstairs since the summer.
• Hey look if you want me to make you supper, I am your girl. BUT, if you want dessert I am not your girl. (I can burn brownies)
• Dear Barista. Thankyou, without you I might be in a ditch somewhere. 
• Does anyone else feel like they would really get a long with Winston from 'New Girl'
• Having a to go mug is too big of a commitment for me. I forget it everywhere & it always ends up in the lost in found. 
• If you want tattoos be prepared for the never ending questions of, "Wow, did that hurt" , "Are you worried about not getting a job?" , "What do they all mean?" I've learned that the only way to get them to shutup is just to stare at them & say, "What tattoos?" Works every time.