Sassy Sundays

I've decided to add a weekly blog topic that will be about things that have been on my mind over the past week. I will write them on Sundays, and I will call it......Sassy Sundays. I just thought of that right now so we will go with that till I think of something better. They will be funny, serious, embarrassing, and perhaps me "trying" to help others who might be going through similar things as me. If I offend anyone or if you think I am writing about you, well, odds are i'm not writing about you, and odds are i'm not sorry.

• How can you not like a pug? I mean okay, you're not a dog person, but pugs aren't dogs....they are gods finest creations. 
• pj pants aren't cool. Please do not wear them to the grocery store, to school, to anywhere okay?
• When you're in a relationship you tend to get comfortable & eat whatever you want. When you're single you tend to be careful cause you know you don't want to look fat. Never get so comfortable that you say, "FIVE SECOND RULE," as you pick up that chip off the ground. Make it your new years resolution to not be that girl.
• Never talk about yourself in third person to me.
• If someone asks you to hangout, always go! I've spent too much time being afraid & missing out on a lot of experiences. 
• Even if you have a shitty time, it was probably better then crying to the notebook.
• A true friend likes all your posts. Instagram, facebook, twitter, etc.
• Do not be one way around one person & different around another.
• GUYS. Stop sending vague text messages to girls. Why do girls always have to be the first to text, call, talk? Man up, and text that girl you've always wanted to text. What's the worst that can happen?
• Never leave on a bad note, no matter what. You never know what can happen. 
• Do you find it entertaining to be a complete a-hole about the type of music you'll never understand? Freedom of choice but seriously maybe you need to rewatch bambi. 
• Don't text someone if there is a chance of not getting a quick reply will hurt your feelings. 
• Make it a habit to turn off your phone when you are drunk......This is something I am just learning. But seriously, make it a goal not to send a risky text to the person you have feelings for.
• There is nothing that will piss you off more then when someone says, "reeeelax," when youre arguing with them.
• Always wear your sexy underwear when you go out. Seriously.
• "Do you have decaf?" ummm what?
• If you can make me laugh ... you can have my heart.
• I see that you are covering your face, BUT we all know you are picking your nose. Seriously this has been going on too long.
• Drinking with a group of people can be really bonding, and other times it can lead to some pretty humiliating moments. 
• One of the sexiest things a man can do is kiss you when you least expect it.
• All these things that I'm writing are personal experiences. You can laugh or you can say, "that's definitely not true," it's just things that have happened to me.